這就是我要去的地方？？？？？

來到LA幾天，開始想辦法找以後要住的地方，開始問這兒認識的人，也開始在網路上尋找租屋的資訊。
死窮學生，當然都是找分租的比較便宜，然後看到了很多尋找分租室友的post
範例一：

$50 cheap rent, free slave

I would like to fully support a woman financially and be her complete and total slave. I would pay the rent each month along with all of her bills. I would wait on her hand and foot and pamper her like she was a princess, and cater to her every whim no matter how demanding. She would have full and complete control of the apartment and me, and she would have her own private room. She would not have any sexual obligations whatsoever. If interested, please e-mail.

這人有被虐狂的樣子

範例二：

$400 Need male student to share 1 bedroom apt. with female student

Need male student to share apt.(approx.$850.00 per mo. - found one in Hollywood and another just west of downtown, one a one bedroom, one large single, both furnished). I'm a pretty white student. No drugs. Smoking outside ok and a little drinking ok. I'm nice, so must you be. E-mail your photo and then I'll e-mail mine back and we can meet. Sonya

這位小姐，講明一點就是找炮友嘛

範例三：我只能說這真的是篇無懈可擊的尋找室友廣告

FREE RENT:: want to find gay roommate.

SHARE LARGE 2 BED 2 BATH CONDO IN PRIME WEST HOLLYWOOD LOCATION: FREE: YES FREE: TO THE RIGHT GUY,I'M A DADDY..AT 323=630=9988
YOU MUST BE CLEAN: HIV- STD-FREE: GOOD LOOKING: 18-40 ONLY. NO DRUG USERS: 420 OK
NO DEPOSIT,NO CHECKING 323-630-9988


看到這位房東的臉真令我頭皮發麻，想住免錢的可以試試看，上面有電話號碼。租金應該是不用繳啦，但是：
你得用屁股繳房租～～～

難怪這兒的朋友David說： I'd call it Hollyweird, not Hollywood!